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Wentworth Miller Gayness

12:32 am by ratso in Wentworth Miller, Male Celebrity, Stud Photo, Gay

Super stud Wentworth Miller denies that he is gay, but this clip can at least keep the dream alive:

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Recursive David Hasselhoff

12:29 am by ratso in Male Celebrity, Stud Photo, Gay

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Best Gay Ads

12:16 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity, Gay

Here is a collection of the Best Gay Commercials Ever

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Out and Out Satire

9:55 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity, Politics

Take a few minutes to listen to a very funny audio clip from NPR’s Unger Report, entitled “Coming Out of the Closet is So Yesterday”.

“Its hard out here for the outed. Whether one is outing themselves as Bass did or is being outed by someone else, society is so flooded with the once secret peccadillos and proclivities of the famous, religious and political, a self-administered outing, especially the gay variety, is passed by as scenery.”

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Bitch Slap

9:33 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity, Gay

Oooh - bring on the real drama queens:

“”Your performance was terrible in that the show lacked mood, temperament and just about everything a show needs for success,” he wrote. “I knew it would fail as soon as I first saw it _ and your low ratings bore me out.”

“Between your daughter, with her one-word statements, your letter writing and, most importantly, your totally unconvincing demeanor, it never had a chance _ much as your daytime show is not exactly setting records,” he wrote.”

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Ricky Martin Livin La Viva Sandy

6:23 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity, Stud Photo, Gay

From Defamer, Ricky Martin and his half-brother:

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A Letter to Elton John

7:51 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity

If you are looking for a good chuckle, check out John Moe’s Pop-Song Correspondences, Volume X. This clever piece of creative writing is a letter to Elton John from the Office of the NASA Administrator, essentially firing him.

After demanding data from you for days, you were only able to offer this insight: “Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell. And there’s no one there to raise them if you did.” First off, if you did what? That doesn’t even make sense. Secondly, we did not send you up there to evaluate whether Mars is fit for human habitation or child rearing. Thirdly, your mission was not even going to Mars.

And another thing, the word is “astronaut.” When you run around Cape Canaveral saying “I’m a rocket man!” it’s embarrassing for everyone.

Too fun!

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Gay Pornstar Released From Prison

11:34 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity, Stud Photo

Mark Dalton’s release from prison comes just in time for him to look for a role as an inmate in his next video.

“I’m definitely going to get out there and try to splatter my face around on the magazines and in the videos,” Dalton said. “I know one thing that is going to happen in the short future is to get my Web site totally redone.”

I wonder if he meant to say ’splatter my face’?

Via Queerty.

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Celebs Complain Hi Def TV is Toooo Hi Def

7:26 pm by ratso in Male Celebrity, Gay

Oh woe are the gliterati to discover that they don’t look as good under the precise gaze of high def TV:

“Hollywood commentators have begun savaging stars normally considered attractive who appear haggard or saggy in the new medium, which boasts resolution six times that of normal television.

Distressed celebrities are rushing to plastic surgeons and dermatologists for Botox or laser treatments. Technical and make-up experts are, meanwhile, devising increasingly ingenious techniques for masking flaws such as acne scars and bulging veins.”

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Ryan Phillippe At Crunch Time

2:37 am by ratso in Male Celebrity

Ok, ok, so he has just been named hottest dad in Hollywood… but it shouldn’t stop any of us from admiring his ‘abs’olute dedication to his physique.

The actor also, who is dad to Ava, six, and Deacon, two, boasts about his child-rearing skills, having helped out at his mother’s nursery while he was growing up.

And no, this story did not develop out of a keyword search on ‘rearing’, if that crossed your mind.

Via Jason’s Room.

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